A few years ago, I decided to visit my brother who was stationed in Germany. I
assumed that most Germans would speak English. But I found that many people
spoke only their native tongue – including the ticket inspector on the train.
He punched my ticket, then chatted cordially for a bit, making gestures like a
windmill. I simply [...]
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his fortune.
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was
1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.
“I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the
apple and, at the [...]
Ø George Bush method:
Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and drop bombs all over the jungle.
Ø Newton’s Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite
reaction. Implies you caught lion.
Ø Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher
relative velocity, the lion will also Run [...]
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club
After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.
Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings.
One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
(H – Husband, W – Wife)
H – “Hello?”
W – “Honey, it’s me. [...]
