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30Nov/060

Cat rules – You Must Know

“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” “Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” “In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.” “As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” “One cat just leads to another.” “Dogs [...]

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30Nov/060

Talented Face

Did you ever see anyone so Talented?

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30Nov/060

Medical Certificate

Present this to your boss !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     Doctor Certified Software Professional Certified that Mr./Miss_________________ , working in your organization, is suffering from ‘time-bound’ illness.  Due to this, he will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week.  Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to [...]

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30Nov/060

Credit Card Wedding Gift

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom, the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews, and the minister, responded with ripples of laughter. As her father gave her away in [...]

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