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30Nov/060

Computer Dummies

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one… ============ === Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck. Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note. Customer: No, wait a [...]

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30Nov/060

The shipwrecked sailor

The shipwrecked sailor had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him. When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him, “With the captain’s [...]

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30Nov/060

10 Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays

10. You’ve got red and green bags under your eyes. 9. You’re serving reindeer pot pie. 8. When you hear, “Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin’?,” you scream, “NO, DAMMIT! I’M NOT LISTENING!!!” 7. You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers in the ass with your BB gun. 6. You think you hear [...]

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29Nov/060

Osama Bin Laden Hiding Place

Did you ever knew whats the hiding place of osama bin laden? Until President Bush decides the time is right to announce Osama’s bin Laden’s capture, he remains in a drug-induced coma in a secret room in the White House basement. Guess what :p its this one lol

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