Amazing Reading Test
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The Wedding Gift
She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, thought she, I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I’ll just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present.
So, she took it to [...]
Why do I have to go to bed
Cousin Elly is the world’s worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married her husband bought her one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the latest
gadgets on it.
Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked, how to plug it in, set the timer, go back to bed, and upon rising, the [...]
My husband just delivers babies, he doesn’t INSTALL them
At a big cocktail party, an obstetrician’s wife noticed another guest, a big, over sexed blonde, was making overtures at her husband. It was a large, informal gathering, so she tried to laugh it off until she saw them disappear into a bedroom together. At once she rushed into the room, pulled the two apart [...]
