Cloning at National Science Convention
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a
national convention of cloning scientists at a meeting on the 45th floor of
a New York skyscraper.
“My fellow scientists,” he began.
Before he could utter another word, the clone jumped up and shouted, “he’s
a *&^^%*@)&!”.
Apologizing for the interruption, the scientist began again, “My fellow
scientists [...]