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Cloning at National Science Convention

A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a
national convention of cloning scientists at a meeting on the 45th floor of
a New York skyscraper.

"My fellow scientists," he began.

Before he could utter another word, the clone jumped up and shouted, "he's
a *&^^%*@)&!".

Apologizing for the interruption, the scientist began again, "My fellow
scientists ..."

Again the clone sprang to his feet. He yelled, "This dumb *%@(&+*! couldn't
produce a copy on a Xerox. He's a fraudulent *$3%$#*#+=!"

Incensed, the scientist rushed to the clone, grabbed him, and threw him out
the window. The crowd gasped and security rushed into the room. A short
while later New York's finest arrived and the events that had transpired
were explained to them.

The police lieutennant said to the scientist, "We are going to have to
arrest you."

"For what? You can't arrest me for killing my own clone!" The attending
scientists nodded in agreement.

The lieutennant thought for a moment and ordered the scientist held for ...
Making an Obscene Clone Fall.