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How to Catch a Lion Methods

Ø George Bush method:

Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and drop bombs all over the jungle.

Ø Newton's Method:

Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite
reaction. Implies you caught lion.

Ø Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher
relative velocity, the lion will also Run faster and will get tired
soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Ø Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If
anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Ø Indian Police Method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a
lion.

Ø Menaka Gandhi method:

Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables
continuously.

Ø Rajnikanth Method :

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion
will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Ø Ramarajan Method :

Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will die
notwithstanding t! hat heavy weight.

Ø Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while
it's sleeping !

Ø Manirathnam Method (director):

Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its
ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Ø Karan Johar Method (director):

Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with
each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by
another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion
loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send
another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't uderstand right...
ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !

Ø Yash Chopra method (director):

Take the lion to Australia&! nbsp; or US.. and kill it in a good scenic
location.

Ø Govinda method:

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Ø Ravi Shastri method:

Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run. He
will collapse from frustration