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Funny Birthday Quotes

Nothing works better than the gift of laughter. So, spread the joy with these funny birthday quotes. Make your loved ones' birthdays memorable.

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

Men grow old, pearls grow yellow, there is no cure for it.

Life is one long process of getting tired.

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age

I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius.