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1. Girl:It's 2 tight, Boy:Don't worry,I'll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can't, Gal:It's
2. painful, Boy:Forget it,We'll buy new WEDDING RING!
3. Boy: ye raaten, ye hawaen, ye chandni, ye ghataen, ye nadiyan, ye kinare.... Girl: Oye pyaar kar raha hai ki weather forecastin?
4. Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaz deta hai, ae diwani peeche murkar dekh tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai,Ladki jawab deti hai- ae diwane tu kya jane ye bhi apna faraz nibha raha hai, koi chum na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko isi liye nishan mitata ja raha hai.
5. Boy 2 Girl: Lets go to Jungle.... Girl: No!!! u will do smething wrng with me.... boy: By God, I''ll Not...!!! Girl: Tay Feer Jaan da Ki faida....!!!
6. Girls policy: Flirt with innocent boys! Fun with handsome boys! Friendship with smart boys! Love with faithful boys! Marriage with RICH boys!
7. There are TWO major reasons why girls do not mind their own business.....????? First...No mind... Second..No business. Plz dnt mind...Oops sorry
8. Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai "jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja"wo chappal nikaalke kehti hai"ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja .........
9. Ladkiyon ke college main strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the.. Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....
10. Boy: ye raaten, ye hawaen, ye chandni, ye ghataen, ye nadiyan, ye kinare.... Girl: Oye pyaar kar raha hai ki weather forecastin?