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23Jan/080

Funny Cool Smart SMS Messages

BEAUTIFOOL, WONDERFOOL, N COLORFOOL Amongst all fools, happy fools day Last night I Got a severe Head pain… I went to the Doctor … He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person… I have been waiting all day, and no phone nothing. Had I done this, imagine [...]

23Jan/080

Cool April Fool SMS

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are. Paint all the bars of soap in a house/residence/whatever with colorless nail polish (reserving, of course, one for oneself) then replacing them [...]

22Jan/080

April Fool Funny SMS Messages

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai… Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev ji ka [...]

22Jan/080

April Fool Cool SMS Messages

When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I’l tak u to an eye specialist. If u save this msg, it means I’m cute. If u edit this, I’m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i’m cute [...]

21Jan/080

April Fool Funny SMS

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your… book from your bag and study.. U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE for all FACES U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS & U will be a BROHTER [...]

21Jan/080

April Fool Cool SMS

I Miss you a Lot Dear…. SENDER: Aishwarya Rai +919542496632 Message centre: +919540099996 ” Don’t get excited. She sent It to me.” Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!! If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that [...]

20Jan/080

April Fool SMS Messages

U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS. A – U r Attractive B – U r the Best C – U r Cute D – U r Dear 2 Me E [...]

20Jan/080

April Fool SMS

U are a…B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH* WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN Hi, Doing nothing?T hen Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there [...]

19Jan/080

Funny Cool Smart SMS

1980s: Friends remember U during good times n forget u during bad times 2006: Friends remember U when SMS is free n forget u when its 1 Rupee… Main…main kutta kameena manhoos janam jala nalaik bekaar phuwer kahil bagerat besharm jahil gawar gadha Banday ko msg kyo karaha hoon Jis tarah to hotel main bartan [...]

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19Jan/080

Funny Smart SMS

kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain . . kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain . . . Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain…….. . . . . . abbay aapna mobile charge……… God created the universe, then he took some rest, he created the man then again he took some rest [...]

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