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19Apr/080

Happy Muharram SMS

H:Hasraton Ki Akhri Manzil U:Ummidon Ki Panah Gah S:Sajda-E-Ishq Ki Intaha S:Sabar Ki Intaha A:Akhirat Main Bakhshish Ka Wahid Rasta I:Insaniat Ki Darsgah N:Nawasa-E-Rasool(S.A.W) Hazoor (S.A.W) Nay Farmaya Main Hussain Say Hoon Aur Hussain Muj Say Hey Hatoon-E-Jannat Say Farmaya Aye Fatima Hussain Ko Ronay Na Dia Karo Jub Ye Rota Hey Tu Mujhay Takleaf [...]

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19Apr/080

Happy Pongal – Sankranti SMS

+””+. May I be .+””+.+””+. the first few .+””+.+””+. + 2 “+. wish U “+. .+”"+.+”"+. + Happy + “+. Pongal ! “+.+.+ +. (_),,=.____ “\,/” :. : :.)\, _,_,_!,!,!”"”!,!,!”_,_,, Po lakshmi ! po ! Ean friend elarukum advance happy pongal solietu va. l”l________ –/ l__l Delivery | | ________ L(o)__l___(o)__| This van is loaded [...]

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18Apr/080

Happy Republic Day SMS

On 15th Aug 1947, got freedom to our nation But 26th Jan 1950, nation got our constitution, It was then again the feeling of patriotic passion, Then only we became republic,the feeling of true nation. Happy REPUBLIC DAY Lets celebrate and solute the noble cause, Its our nation which is shining as it was, Its [...]

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18Apr/080

Girls & Boys Cool SMS

Girl:It’s 2 tight, Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it,We’ll buy new WEDDING RING! Boy: ye raaten, ye hawaen, ye chandni, ye ghataen, ye nadiyan, ye kinare…. Girl: Oye pyaar kar raha hai ki weather forecastin? Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaz deta hai, ae [...]

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17Apr/080

Boys & Girls Cool SMS

Ladkiyon ke college main strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the.. Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya…HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO…. Girlfriend : will u love me after marriage also? Boyfriend : this depends on your husband,if he allows me, I will…… After a deep and passionate kiss the girl said: kiss me [...]

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17Apr/080

Boys & Girls Funny SMS

“Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, magar wo log yeh kyon bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi” What will a guy sing after he gets proposal from a rich girl’… ……. Think ……. ……. Think ……. Think … “Agar tum miljao ‘KAMAANA’ chodd denge hum.” [...]

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16Apr/080

Girls N Boys SMS

What is the Difference b/w Problem And Talent? .. .. 2 Boys Love 1 girl = Problem 1 Boy Loves 2 Girls = Talent BOY: Bus, Train aur Ladki ek aise hote hai. Ek jaati hai…. doosri aa jaati hai GIRL: Auto, Taxi aur Ladke ek jaise hote hai. Ek ko bulao…. 4 aate hai. [...]

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16Apr/080

Boys & Girls SMS

boy-utaro na, girl-nahi… boy-jaldi utaro na, girl-nahi koi dekh lega.. boy-nahi dekhega utaro na..nakal karne me sharmaogi to pass kaise hogi… Kaatal Karna Hai Toh Khangar Sey Karoo Talwaar Mein Kya Rakha Hai , Pyar Karna Hai Toh Khuda Sey Karoo Lardkiyon Mein Kya Rakha Hai…:) Boy: Mujhse shaaadi karogi..? .. Girl: Kia? .. Boy: [...]

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15Apr/080

Young Boys & Girls SMS

Boy: Woh kaunsi jaga hai jahan Aurat or mard k baal ghungriyalay hotay hain?Girl: Toba toba kitna ganda sochtey ho Boy: Woh jaga hai .. .. .. .. Aree Westindies.. A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher “kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote hain”? teacher nahin kabhi nahin ” boy said to [...]

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15Apr/080

Punjabi Baisakhi SMS

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste Tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste Ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste. Baisakhi da din hai khushiyan manaan vaaste. Baisakhi diyan vadhiyan. Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai, teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai, saah taan bahut [...]

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