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1. MADAM said to a naughty boy!
   Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht,
   NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI
   Jaisee ho..!!!!!!
2. Boy 2 Girl..
   hamein to apno ne loota ghairoon me kahan dum tha, meri kishti waha dubi jahaan
   paani kam tha,
   Girl 2 boy...
   tum to they hi gaandu teri gaand mei kahaan dam thaa, wahaan kiyaa maa chudaaney
   gaye they jahaan paani kam thaa...
3. ek pathan bike rok kar helmit kujha raha tha.ek admi bola helmit to
   utaro.pathan bola tumhara gand mai kahrish hota hay to tum shalwar utar ta hay
   kia ?
4. Door village main aik basti thi, jahan per randian sasti thi, gand
   main un ke itni masti thi, jitna chodo hasti thi, tum kyon itna haste ho kya is
   hi village main baste ho ?
5. choot nay kaha land chud janay kay bad kaysay sehem kay beth gaey
   matlab nikal janay kay bad
6. ati thie jati thie hasti thie hasa thie baghti thie baghjati thie
   dekhti thie muskurati thie aj pata chala sali cutya banati thie
7. Palat kar dekh haseena sene main hum bhie dum rakhtay hain aghar tum
   apnay BRA may do (.) (.) takhti ho to hum bhie apni chaddi main aik gun rakhtay
   hain
8. Wah Ooo Sajan Asan Teiku bhandey ni sey..
   Nal dey hamsey haan door rahnde ni sey..
   Aaa Weinse tey chumi chatta ker ghinsoun
   Na tey yeiku yahnde ni sey..
9. In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate?
   Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi aap pay karo gay
10. Bra kholi to "shakalaka bumbum"... chaddi kholi to "khul ja
    simsim"... andar dala to "kya masti kya dhum"... aur bahar aya to "tay tay
    fish". Maal zabrdast hai .. !!