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1. I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day!
2. Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
3. A man wanted 2 get married, He had a choice of 3 women. 1st woz a rich dcotor,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute. WHO DID HE PICK? The 1 wid big tits!
4. 3 sach
   gareeb or mama hamesha pakda jata hain
   masla or lun kahin bi khada ho sakta hian
   kismat or gand kahin bi khul sakti ha
   yad rakhna
5. 3 Facts of Life:
   Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
   Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
   Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
6. Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI
   (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE
   TRUE)..
7. Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when
   the music stops.
8. Man: Kiss Karun?
   Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
   Man: Boob dabaun.?
   Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
   Man: Fuck?
   Gal: Period me hun.?
   Man: Don't say loose motions hai.
9. Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai,
   Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
   In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain.
10. SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER
    Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby
    HURRY UP
    First ten will get twins

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