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April Fool Cool SMS Messages

1. When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.
2. If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
   this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
3. You are a GHONCHU..

   G-reat
   H-ot
   O-ne in million
   N-aughty
   C-ute
   H-umble
   U-nique

   Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

4. Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.
5. Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
6. Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?
7. Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
8. Plz don't read this

   Nahi to
   ho jayega

   Kya?

   Arre wahi
   jis se hum darte hai
   ?
   ?
   ?
   wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
   ?
   ?
   ?
   dekha ho gaya na
   ?
   ?
   TIME WASTE!!

9. Attendence..

   Pappu

   Yes Sir

   Bablu

   Yes Sir

   Tinku

   Yes Sir

   Ullu

   ??

   Ullu

   ??

   Ullu

   Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

10. Ov o

    l e Y U

    ov o

    l e Y u

    L V e ou

    HARI OM!!
    Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.