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April Fool Desi SMS

1. Agar koi aj k
   din ap se kahe k
   ap KHUBSURAT
   HO,
   SMART HO
   GENIUS HO
   tu
   rakh
   k
   stupid k mo per
   thaper do
   Q k wo
   November k
   mahenay
   meAPRIL FOOL mana
   raha hai
2. April Fool SMS Messages
   In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai... Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai...!
3. April Fool SMS Messages
   If Today Any1 Talks & Praises u 4 ur 1) Gud looks 2 ) Nature 3 ) Style 4 ) Attitude, Kick Them Off. How Dare They FOOL U Before April 1st.
4. I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
   Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
5. I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
6. The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
   So, if u dont mind......Can I sell you?
7. Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
8. True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
9. When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
   Coz liars go to hell.
10. If you are in tension,
    If nothing seems right,
    If u find no way out,
    Then just think of me only once,
    I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.