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April Fool Funny SMS

1. Feeling bored?
   Wondering, what to do?

   Open the zip!

   Enter your hands in between your zip..

   take out your...

   book from your bag and study..

2. U will be a ROSE for all TREES
   U will be a SMILE
   for all FACES
   U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
   &
   U will be a BROHTER
   for all CUTE GIRLS .

3. When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
   after if u pray &ur still in darkness
   , pls pay ur
   ELECTRICITY BILL

4. All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...

5. I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

6. The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
   So, if u dont mind......

   Can I sell you?

7. True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

8. When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
   Coz liars go to hell.

9. Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

   Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

   Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

10. If you are in tension,
    If nothing seems right,
    If u find no way out,
    Then just think of me only once,
    I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.