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April Fool SMS Messages

1. U R the one who is CHARMING
   U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
   U R the one who is CUTE
   and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
2. A - U r Attractive
   B - U r the Best
   C - U r Cute
   D - U r Dear 2 Me
   E - U r Excellent
   F - U r Funny
   G - U r Good-Looking
   H - hehehe
   I - I'm
   J - JOKING
3. So Sweet is ur SMILE???
   so Sweet is ur STYLE???
   so Sweet is ur VOICE???
   so Sweet is ur EYE?????
   see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
4. For pepsi "shahrukh"For coke "aamir"For mirinda "vivek"

   For fanta "rani"

   & For Thums Up "Akshay"

   Don't worry
   For Bante wala soda "You"
   Cheers !!!

5. When things go wrongWhen sadness fills your heartWhen tears flow in your eyes

   Always remember 3 things
   1) I am with you
   2) You have money
   3) Bar is open, Lets go.

6. I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.
7. In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
8. If u don't mindIf u don't feel badIf don't hesitate

   Please......

   give me a

   K

   ki

   kis

   kiss

   kiss......

   kissan jam bottle
   just RS.22.50 only. soon......

9. II lI lo

   I lov

   I love

   I love you...

   I love you the most.

   I love you the best.

   I love you a lot..

   Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.

10. Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
    I went to the Doctor ...
    He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person..." Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"