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April Fool SMS

1. U are a...B. I. T. C. H.
   Beautiful

   Intelligent

   Talented

   Cute

   Horny

   r u smiling now?

   *YOU BITCH*

2. WARNING ! ! !

   This is a VIRUS . . .

   When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

3. Hi,
   Doing nothing?T

   hen Make a Place,

   4 Me in ur Heart!!

   I May come there any time!

   Ur's Faithfully,

   "HeArT aTtAcK"

4. A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
   Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger!
   Catch another fool!
5. I want U to know that U are very important to me,
   It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second!
   U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
6. SomeOne..
   MiSSES U..
   NeeDS U..
   Worries About U
   Lonely Without U
   Guess Who?
   THE MONKEY IN
   ... THE ZOO ...
7. Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...

   Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

8. You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
   Just a second,
   don't misunderstand.
   CUTE means:
   Creating
   Useless
   Troubles
   Everywhere..
9. You are equal to sixty james bond!How??007 * 60 = 420
10. We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?