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1. Ladkiyon ke college main strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the.. Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....
2. Girlfriend : will u love me after marriage also? Boyfriend : this depends on your husband,if he allows me, I will……
3. After a deep and passionate kiss the girl said: kiss me once more and i will be yours forever. the guy says: Thanks for the warning
4. What is d diff btw daava n daru? Dava is lik ''grlfrnd" dat comes with expiry date n daru is like''wife'' jitni purani hogi utni sir pe chadegi.
5. 1980 Gals: Maa main jeans pehanogi… Maa: nahi beti log kya kahenge? .. 2008 Gals: Maa main mini skirt pehanogi… Maa: Pehan le beti kuch toh pehan le!!!
6. Boy 2 girl:tum kitne bhai-bhen ho? Girl:6. Boy:Baap ko aur koi kam nahi tha Girl:Tum kitne ho? Boy:1 Girl:kyu Baap mein itna dum nahi tha?
7. Agar india gate ka nazara na hota, Chandni chowk ka chamchamana na hota, Ladkiyon ko fashion ne maara na hota, To aaj india ka har ladka awara na hota.
8. A gorgeous girl, walks up 2 professor's cabin and says: I will do anything 2 pass d exam. ... Prof:Anything? .... Girl:YES .... Prof:Then go and study.
9. Rule of boys: "Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata, suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata, kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni, dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..
10. U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl... April 1. U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell april foooooll.