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1. "Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, magar wo log yeh kyon bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi"
2. What will a guy sing after he gets proposal from a rich girl'... ....... Think ....... ....... Think ....... Think ... "Agar tum miljao 'KAMAANA' chodd denge hum."
3. Why gals close dier eyes while kissin a guy......"ye ladkiyan bhi na. . . . .ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti"!!!!
4. Ladka- tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..... ladki- tuti hui chappal se mar kgayega ya chappal tutne tak mar khayega.
5. A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl? Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
6. Boy 2 girl : Kya tum mere sath dance karogi? Girl reply : Main bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy : Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha k tum pregnent ho.
7. ik bus main larkay or larkiyan antakshri khel rahe the..larkion ne kaha hum tumhain hara k dikha den gien, boys ne javab diya hum haar gayee chaloo ab dikhaoo
8. There are TWO major reasons why girls do not mind their own business.....????? First...No mind... Second..No business. Plz dnt mind...Oops sorry
9. Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai "jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja"wo chappal nikaalke kehti hai"ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja .........
10. Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha . ........ Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey