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Boys & Girls SMS

1. boy-utaro na,
   girl-nahi...
   boy-jaldi utaro na,
   girl-nahi koi dekh lega..
   boy-nahi dekhega utaro na..nakal karne me sharmaogi to pass kaise hogi...
2. Kaatal Karna Hai Toh Khangar Sey Karoo Talwaar Mein Kya Rakha Hai ,
   Pyar Karna Hai Toh Khuda Sey Karoo Lardkiyon Mein Kya Rakha Hai...:)
3. Boy: Mujhse shaaadi karogi..?
   ..
   Girl: Kia?
   ..
   Boy: Acchi film haina!!
   ..
   Girl: Kuttay k bachay...
   ..
   Boy: Wat!!
   ..
   Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hain na..!
4. aaj kal larkiyon k kapray..Yahan se LESS
   Wahan se LESS

   Kabhi sleevless
   to
   Kabhi backless

   Or koi larka ghuur k dekhay to

   "Ohh How
   MannerLESS!"

   Imagine world without GIRLS,
   Roads ..sunsaan
   Market: viraan
   Na Janu na JAAN
   Na koi Girlfrnd k liye pareshan
   Bass Namaz Quraan and all boyz direct in "JANNAT-UL-MUQAAm"

5. Girl : Will u love me after marriage also, jaisa ab karte ho?
   ..Boy: This depends on your husband,If he allows me.
6. Boy n Girl in a HOTEL
   .. Boy: I Love U
   .. Girl: I dont Love U
   .. Boy: Think again?
   .. Girl: I told u No
   .. Boy: Waiter,Bring seperate bills for us. Girl : i Love u 2
7. Ek larka ,Ek larki
   ..AHA
   aadhi raat ko
   ..OHO
   Jungle main
   ..Wah Wah
   Jhaari k peche
   ..OUII
   Sab se chup k
   ..UFF!
   Daba Daba k
   ..HAW!
   Aaam Kha rahay they..HAHAHAHA!
8. Girl to Boy darling Ek 100 ka card send karo mera balance end hogaya hai..Tum Meray aashiq ho na!
   ..Boy: Main tumhara aashiq hoon "MOBILINK" walon ka sala nahi.

4 Saal kay baccha or bacchi aik tubb main naha rahay thay..
Girl : "Kya main teri NUNU pakar loon"?
Boy Replies : "pagal apni to tor di ab meri bhi toro gi kya..

9. Boy 2 Girl: Darling Mere kaan maain kuch garm sa, Kuch naram sa,Kuch namkeen sa,Kuch meetha sa Kaho !
   Girl sharmatey huye..
   HALWA PURI
10. A boy was Teasing a Girl..
    Boy:Soniye Jutti Barri Sohni Pai Hai
    Girl:Tay lawan fair
    Boy:Far tay Tusi Kurti Wi Bari Sohni Pai HAi.