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9Jan/080

Adult Love SMS Messages

Love is a Gambling, Don’t play with it Guys get fun, Girls get blame 10 minutes of fun, 9 months of pain Then a baby comes out without any name. Enjoy it or think it before you do it. A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue [...]

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9Jan/080

Hindi Sexy SMS Messages

Qus: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA. A:VAGINA b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors! Q: Wats d definition of a ‘lesbian?’ A: Just another damn Woman….. tryin 2 do a man’s job!!!. “HONEYMOON” H-hawas mita do O-or chuso N-nanga karke E-ek hi jhatke mein Y-yeh gaya M-mar dala [...]

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9Jan/080

Sexy Funny SMS Messages

Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away, Just dail 115 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi Monl: Lakin keun Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain Girl and boy [...]

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8Jan/080

Adult Jokes SMS Messages

“Tendulker” Having Sex With “Malika” Malika:Tumhari LuLi par tu AIDS Likha Hai; Tendulker:MAA ki LORI KHARA tu hone de “ADDIDAS likha hai Sardar holding his wife’s boobs; “jay eh thoray sakht honde tenu bra di lor nai si” Wife holds his penis; “je eh thora vada honda menu teray pra de lor nai si” host [...]

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8Jan/080

Adult Sexy SMS Messages

MADAM said to a naughty boy! Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht, NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI Jaisee ho..!!!!!! Boy 2 Girl.. hamein to apno ne loota ghairoon me kahan dum tha, meri kishti waha dubi jahaan paani kam tha, Girl 2 boy… tum [...]

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8Jan/080

Funny Sexy SMS Messages

A woman married a one legged man. She wrote to her mother: “My husband only has ONE FOOT”. Her Mother replied: “You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES” how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is satisfucktion..!aha!!! 1 bandariya ka 1 naya [...]

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7Jan/080

Sexy Adult SMS Messages

If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs between ur 2 legs don’t think u r a superman someone is F**king u Ah ohh ah ohh nahi nahi uff , nahi ah ah ah ah; plz dont nahi nahi nahi aaaah aah aah aah [...]

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7Jan/080

Hindi Adult SMS

Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration? A peach is a peach,a plum [...]

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7Jan/080

Urdu Adult SMS

4 facts mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do. doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Option 1 [...]

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6Jan/080

Adult Funny SMS Messages

Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts! Hello!Im a little alien called Kan.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb! I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.sucked me till [...]

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