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6Jan/080

Adult sexy SMS Messages

When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose. Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, [...]

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6Jan/080

English Adult SMS Messages

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine! How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a [...]

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5Jan/080

Sexy SMS Messages

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts, who opens her heart receives love, who opens her legs receives happiness. A teacher asked “wot part of the body goes to heaven first?” A child replied “feet” – coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN! A [...]

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5Jan/080

Funny Adult SMS Messages

The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you can never get your balls in…!!! fanta piyo, pepsi piyo, marinda piyo coke piyo, dew piyo, pani piyo,piyo aur piyo kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main [...]

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5Jan/080

Adult SMS Messages

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day! Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be THE MAN!! A man wanted 2 get married, [...]

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5Jan/080

Funny Adult SMS Messages

Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain. 1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha. 2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha. or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai choos lo na chosnay k liya tu hai tum bhi chosva laina main bhi choos don ge plz plz plz plz chooslo yeh lolly pop [...]

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5Jan/080

Adult Desi SMS Messages

Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said that u r rejected bcoz u dont have LUN. Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani hai ya bund marwani hai!!! It is said that inzamam don’t understand english. Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is [...]

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