Girls & Boys Cool SMS
Girl:It’s 2 tight, Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it,We’ll buy new WEDDING RING! Boy: ye raaten, ye hawaen, ye chandni, ye ghataen, ye nadiyan, ye kinare…. Girl: Oye pyaar kar raha hai ki weather forecastin? Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaz deta hai, ae [...]
Boys & Girls Cool SMS
Ladkiyon ke college main strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the.. Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya…HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO…. Girlfriend : will u love me after marriage also? Boyfriend : this depends on your husband,if he allows me, I will…… After a deep and passionate kiss the girl said: kiss me [...]
Boys & Girls Funny SMS
“Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, magar wo log yeh kyon bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi” What will a guy sing after he gets proposal from a rich girl’… ……. Think ……. ……. Think ……. Think … “Agar tum miljao ‘KAMAANA’ chodd denge hum.” [...]
Girls N Boys SMS
What is the Difference b/w Problem And Talent? .. .. 2 Boys Love 1 girl = Problem 1 Boy Loves 2 Girls = Talent BOY: Bus, Train aur Ladki ek aise hote hai. Ek jaati hai…. doosri aa jaati hai GIRL: Auto, Taxi aur Ladke ek jaise hote hai. Ek ko bulao…. 4 aate hai. [...]
Boys & Girls SMS
boy-utaro na, girl-nahi… boy-jaldi utaro na, girl-nahi koi dekh lega.. boy-nahi dekhega utaro na..nakal karne me sharmaogi to pass kaise hogi… Kaatal Karna Hai Toh Khangar Sey Karoo Talwaar Mein Kya Rakha Hai , Pyar Karna Hai Toh Khuda Sey Karoo Lardkiyon Mein Kya Rakha Hai…:) Boy: Mujhse shaaadi karogi..? .. Girl: Kia? .. Boy: [...]
Young Boys & Girls SMS
Boy: Woh kaunsi jaga hai jahan Aurat or mard k baal ghungriyalay hotay hain?Girl: Toba toba kitna ganda sochtey ho Boy: Woh jaga hai .. .. .. .. Aree Westindies.. A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher “kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote hain”? teacher nahin kabhi nahin ” boy said to [...]