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19Jan/080

Funny Cool Smart SMS

1980s: Friends remember U during good times n forget u during bad times 2006: Friends remember U when SMS is free n forget u when its 1 Rupee… Main…main kutta kameena manhoos janam jala nalaik bekaar phuwer kahil bagerat besharm jahil gawar gadha Banday ko msg kyo karaha hoon Jis tarah to hotel main bartan [...]

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19Jan/080

Funny Smart SMS

kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain . . kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain . . . Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain…….. . . . . . abbay aapna mobile charge……… God created the universe, then he took some rest, he created the man then again he took some rest [...]

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18Jan/080

Funny Cool Text Messages

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT ! A – U’r Attractive B – U’r D Best C – U’r Cute D – U’r Dear 2 me E – U’r Excellent F [...]

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18Jan/080

Mobile Joke SMS

BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja saka………!!!!! Main jab us ki gali se guzra muje wo pal bhi yad tha, us ne muje phool mara gamla bhi sath tha. Roses are red, voilets are blue, donkeys [...]

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18Jan/080

Funny Text Cool SMS

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS. Hugli Hugli Dugli DUgli Bugli Bugli Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssss!! Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya….. Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA….???? Kal agar me mar bhi jaon [...]

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18Jan/080

Funny Cool Text Messages

Aik bandar apni ammi k pass gaya aur kaha ammi main itna budsoorat kion hon Us ki ammi nay kaha tum to kuch bhi nahi ho…… Usay dekho jo ye sms parh raha hay……. Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daagh hote, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daagh hote, chand to tum ho hi, [...]

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17Jan/080

Funny Cool Messages

Tumhay daikh kar aisa lagta hai k insan pehlay bandar tha. OHO! ghusa mat ho warna aisa lagta k insaan ab bhi bandar hai Pehle Uthao, Phir sedha karo, Phir thook malo, Phir moun may lo, Phir Seedha kar kay ghusaoo..Haye..Kitna mushkil hay soi may dhaga dalna. U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got [...]

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17Jan/080

Funny Text SMS

Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don’t forget. At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my [...]

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16Jan/080

Funny Text SMS Messages

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly. Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho, Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho, Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey [...]

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16Jan/080

Funny Messages

REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS”Allah k naam pay day day baba” This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be [...]

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