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Cool April Fool SMS

1. Friendship is not about finding similarities,
   it is about respecting differences.
   You are not my friend coz you are like me,
   but because i accept you and respect
   you the way you are.
2. Paint all the bars of soap in a
   house/residence/whatever with
   colorless nail polish (reserving, of
   course, one for oneself) then
   replacing them in the soapdishes.
   Those suckers won't suds to save
   themselves.
3. Loosen the foot end of the top
   sheet and then double it up
   underneath to tuck it under the top
   of the mattress. When the person
   goes to bed, they find themselves
   in a nice tight sheet.
4. Cheese is Cheese
   Butter is butter
   if u 4get me
   i will throw u in
   *-*-*-*-*-*-*
   * G U T T E R *
   *-*-*-*-*-*-*
5. " Tell me,Whom do I know other
   than you.?"
6. Tu thi paas tab tha ek bahana jeene ka,
   Ab tu nahi to is jeendegi ko bhi khair jeena kya!
   Ab to teri yadon mein hi hai mashgul hum,..
   ..Khair woh baat alag ki har lamho mein bante hai april fool hum..
7. Hallow I am a virus and I am
   entering in your brain
   rightnow.........Sorry I will
   leave,because I can't find a brain.
8. Fill a manila envelope with shaving
   cream. Slide the open, top end of
   the envelope under the closed
   bedroom door. tHEN Stomp on the
   body of the envelope as hard as
   you can. The shaving cream bomb
   will cover everything in the room.
9. Place a bottle of liquid dish soap
   into the toilet tank. The next
   person to flush the toilet will be
   greeted with an overwhelming
   amount of bubbles.
10. Fool se
    fool ne
    foolon ki foolon ki
    foolwari me fool k sath wish kiya ..
    U R MOST..