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1. School- a place where papa pays & son plays
   life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
   life so tht you can die rich
   nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
   marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
   bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
2. When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
   When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
   When I don't do it, I am lazy,
   When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
   When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
   When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
   When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
   When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
   When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
   When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
   When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
   When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
   When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
   When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
   When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
   When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworkedWhen I do well, My boss never remembers,
   When I do wrong, He never forgets
3. Do U know the full form of COLLEGE
   C-Come
   O-On
   L-Lets
   L-Love
   E-Each
   G-Girl
   E-Equally
   Thats why boys go to college regularly....
4. The sky's falling down, the whole world is on fire
   The smell of burning is strong on my mind
   Everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
   One man taking another's life.
   Don't ask me how but somehow i know
   Mankind still has to go for miles.
5. You know what is meant by MOBILE
   M=meet
   O=on
   B=busy
   I=in
   L=life
   E=every where
6. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
   And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
   And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
   Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
7. never mind people when they say you're mad, cause they always mean to say that you
   M=make
   A=a
   D=difference.
8. Meaning of HUSBAND & WIFE..
   Wonderful
   Item
   For
   Entertainment
   Handsome
   Useful
   Smart
   But
   At
   Night
   Dangerous

9. 10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
   1.save time.
   2.can sleep well.
   3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
   4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
   5.Can eat in any restaurant..
   6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
   7.Can talk with all gals..
   8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today.
   9.Can go anywhere with any one..
   10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
10. Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...