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1. Men's "F" Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT....!
2. 7 Glances= 1 Smile
   7 smiles =1 meeting
   7meetings= 1 kiss
   7 kisses= 1 proposal
   7 Proposals=1 marriage
   and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
3. Women r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life
4. Dear January, how r February and March. April is not bad. Tell may, June and July dat August, September and October got accident in November. Yours December
5. Nice people are blessed people, ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.
6. Only the open heart receives
   LOVE
   Only the open mind receives
   WISDOM
   Only the open hand receives
   GIFTS
   and...
   Only the CUTE 1's receive
   MESSAGES From ME!
7. I have a new kodak camera
   ur snap please...
   don't move
   steady
   smile
   ready
   click
   ohh ho
   those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
8. Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

   Doc : Two...

   MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

9. what is education? ................. it iz the system bcoz of
   which we waste 1/4 of our life to learn how to waste the
   remaining 3/4 of our life
10. Choti Si KahaNi Hai,APnun Sb Ka JaNi Hai,

    DiLwaLa Or DiLdaar Hai,

    ApnuN Yaro Ka Yaar hai,

    DiL ka Chota Nahi,

    Pyar mein Khota Nahi,

    ApuN Dost Sacha Hai,

    BohoT PaPPu BacHa hai..