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1. ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .
   BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
   GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
   OR.......... APP KAY HATH MAY
   (MOBILE).......
   KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY......
2. hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt
   fit,fos dem in,if de hole's big enaf,put3,
   muv up&down,slowly..ooh yes..
   can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass.
3. ek lrka ek larki
   aha aha
   adhi raat ko
   oho oho
   jungle main
   wah wah
   jhari k peichay
   ouii
   sab say chup k
   UFF
   DABA DABA k
   aha aha
   mango kaha rahey they
   hahahahhah
4. I'm very good in bed...
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   I can sleep all day...What Were U Thinking . . . ;->
5. A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior RoomAnd

   Say : I'll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .

   &

   Professor Says:

   NOW OPEN YOUR

   Books & Study. . . . ;->

6. Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?
7. Life mein kbhi compromise karna pade to don't hesitate. BCoz......
   Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai. Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai..
8. Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya, Haath se phool gulab ka.. Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo, Deedar mere husne shabab ka.. Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai, Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.
9. chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.
10. Girl: What do you like in me? Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it. Girl: Whattt??? Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..