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1. Passwords r like underwear: change them often
2. Arz kiya hai.....
   Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
   wah wah! wah wah!
   Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
   khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
   ha ha ha ha.....
3. tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
   tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
   Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey
4. Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
   tera chehra khila khila
   jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
   to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
5. Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
   har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
   sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
   kambaqt bill bohat aata hai..
6. Hi i am marrying next week
   there will be a small party and
   only few persons will be invited
   Hey don't bring any gift
   just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....
7. Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
   liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
   socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
   magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
8. If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage
9. Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
   us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
   maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....
10. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
    KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
    Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
    SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI