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1. Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain.
   1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha.
   2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha.
   or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai
2. choos lo na
   chosnay k liya tu hai
   tum bhi chosva laina
   main bhi choos don ge
   plz
   plz
   plz
   plz
   chooslo
   yeh lolly pop
3. Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
   Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
   Teacher : Kyon?
   Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
4. When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think Bhanchod Akhir Chakar kya hai?
5. When I went to the Madras,
   I fucked a lady on the grass...When I insert inch One,
   She says its none...When I insert inch Two
   She says its few...

   When I insert inch Three,
   She says its free...

   When I insert inch Four,
   She says its i want more...

   When I insert inch Five,
   She says its just like a knife...

   When I insert inch Six,
   She says its fix...

   When I insert inch Seven,
   She says i m feeling in a heaven...

   When I insert inch Eight,
   She says its great...

   When I insert inch Nine,
   She says its hole of mine...

   When I insert inch Ten,
   She says are you a donkey or a man...

6. Aurat or chayee may char qualities dekhoTayz ho..Garam ho..

   Doodh Ziyadaa ho..

   Jo raat ko sonay naa dey..

7. Boy to Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kia hai ?
   Girl : Meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai.
   Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ?
   Boy : Lakeer ka faqeer.
8. all couple have different phases of sex life, age: 20 din raat, age: 28 roz raat,
   age: 38 jume-e-raat, age: 48 eid shabraat, age: 58 only JAZBAAT...