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1. Tumhay daikh kar aisa lagta hai k insan pehlay bandar tha. OHO! ghusa mat ho
   warna aisa lagta k insaan ab bhi bandar hai
2. Pehle Uthao, Phir sedha karo, Phir thook malo, Phir moun may lo, Phir Seedha kar kay ghusaoo..Haye..Kitna mushkil hay soi may dhaga dalna.
3. U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body.
   Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
4. Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey.
5. Chand mama so gaye,
   Suraj Chachu Jage,
   Subah ho gayee mamu...
   bole to Good Morning
6. 7 wonders of the world.
   Bole to
   1. apun ,
   2. apunki smile ,
   3. apunka estyle ,
   4. apunki face,
   5. apunka nature ,
   6. apunka msgs, aur
   7. bole to TUM apun ka friend .-"""-.
7. Mere Kitne SMS mile?
   Bahut saare?
   Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
   Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN!
8. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahin aarele, Bhai ka khopdi buhut tight hai, Bol nikalun kiya tera lucky draw? Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamun.
   sender CIRCUIT BHAI
9. The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the
   tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting
   hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
10. Mene jis se pyar kia uska naam alla -rakhi hai,wo meri alla-rakhi hai mai uska
    allah-rakha hon,ye kia rakha .....rakhi ki rut laga rakhi...tumhari alla-rakhi ne
    kisi or se bana rakhi hai