Gii Free Latest SMS Messages, Text SMS Jokes Text Messages, SMS Jokes for Mobile Phones

Funny Cool Smart SMS Messages

1. BEAUTIFOOL,
   WONDERFOOL,
   N
   COLORFOOL
   Amongst all fools,
   happy fools day
2. Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
   I went to the Doctor ...
   He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS
   TO some lunatic person...
3. I have been waiting all day,
   and no phone nothing. Had I done this,
   imagine your reaction.
   You have no concern for my problems.
   Can you atleast bother to let me know??
4. A - U r Attractive
   B - U r the Best
   C - U r Cute
   D - U r Dear 2 Me
   E - U r Excellent
   F - U r Funny
   G - U r Good-Looking
   H - hehehe
   I - I'm
   J - JOKING
5. So Sweet is ur SMILE???
   so Sweet is ur STYLE???
   so Sweet is ur VOICE???
   so Sweet is ur EYE?????
   see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
6. Legs utha ke karo.
   Tange feala ke karo.
   Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
   Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
   Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
   *Ramdev ji ka yoga.
7. When things go wrongWhen sadness fills your heart

   When tears flow in your eyes

   Always remember 3 things
   1) I am with you
   2) You have money
   3) Bar is open, Lets go.

8. I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.
9. In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
10. Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!