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1. 1980s: Friends remember U during good times n forget u during bad times
   2006: Friends remember U when SMS is free n forget u when its 1 Rupee...
2. Main...main
   kutta
   kameena
   manhoos
   janam jala
   nalaik
   bekaar
   phuwer
   kahil
   bagerat
   besharm
   jahil
   gawar
   gadha
   Banday ko msg kyo karaha hoon
3. Jis tarah to hotel main bartan majta ha,
   pore pore raat sirf miss call marta ha
   jab tara balance khatam hojata ha,,
   balance kay liye road pay nanga nachta ha.
   Shame on you
4. Teri taswer dekh kar main rota hoon ,
   Ban kay rah gaya main ek samjota hoon
   To kahan kala kawwa thera or mujay dekh
   Ek masoom sa khubsoorat pyara sa tota hoon.
5. KARAY JAOOO...
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   .KARAY JAOOOOOOOO....
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   karay jaoo.
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   karay jaoo.
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   baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo
   khud kabhi na
   karna.....lolz
6. What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a
   car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
   Submitted By: Ali Chan
7. Abhay khajoor, zoo se bhagi hoi langor, sare howe kale ke chilke, oye chose
   howe amm, circus ke retired bandar....
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   Aisa Kisi ko mat bolna Feel hota hai
8. Mainay poocha chand se kahin dekha hay meray yar sa haseen
   To chand nay kaha
   Saley itni opper say dikhta hay kya
9. I have something For u But close Ur Eye$.!! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Get Ready..... ohh
   hooo. U did not close Ur Eye$ so nothing for U (;-)=<
10. Gari ruki.
    khirki khuli.
    nazro sa nazra mili.
    our app na kaha,
    Allah ka naam pa aik rupia da da baba