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1. Aik bandar apni ammi k pass gaya aur kaha ammi main itna budsoorat kion hon
   Us ki ammi nay kaha tum to kuch bhi nahi ho......
   Usay dekho jo ye sms parh raha hay.......
2. Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daagh hote,
   Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daagh hote,
   chand to tum ho hi,
   sitare bhi saath hote!!
3. Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
   Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
   Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
   shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
4. Romance Mathematics
   Smart man + smart woman = romance
   Smart man + dumb woman = affair
   Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
   Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
5. Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
   Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
   Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
   sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !
6. Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
   ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
   hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
   KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
   SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....
7. Kya bindaas hawa chal reli hai,
   birds gana ga relay hain,cow log grass eat
   reli hai, shane log sms kar rele hain
   aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!
8. Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain....
   PAISA..... MAUT.....
   Aur..... Aur..... Aur.....
   Mera SMS !
9. G chah raha hai k aj... tumhain akelay lay ja kar... apnay honton say... ek
   kis... kiss... kissa sunaun billi aur chuhay ka...
10. Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have
    never changed. For me, you've always been a headache !