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1. REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS"Allah k naam pay day day baba"
2. This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
3. Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti
4. Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
   Pupil: Moon...
   Teacher : Why?
   Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
5. maine lina se pyaar kiya lekin woh choti thi
   phir maine meena se pyaar kiya lekin woh moti thi
   uske baad maine tina se pyaar kiya lekin woh khoti thi....
6. CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

7. Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-
   darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar!
   Submitted By: Adnan Karim
8. Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.
9. Masoom se ek larki thy, sms92.com per sms karti thy, ek larkay per vo marty
   thy, baten piyary karti thy, per house number deynay se vo darty thy.
   Submitted By: Adnan Karim