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1. kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
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   kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain
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   Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain........
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   abbay aapna mobile charge.........
2. God created the universe, then he took some rest, he created the man then again he took some rest then he created woman, till that day the God and the man
   have never taken rest.
3. Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..
4. Kash kabhie app hamari gali main ayen,thora sharmaen,thora itraen, thora
   muskaraen,thora ghabraen aur phir zor se chilaen"TEEN DABAY WALAY"
5. if u sav dis
   message, it means i m
   CUTEif u edit dis, i m still
   CUTE

   if u fwd dis , ur
   spreadin dat i am
   CUTE

   if u erase dis,ur
   jealoues of me coz i am
   CUTE

6. Jazz menu main kuhsamdid miss k liye 1 dabaen kiss k liae 2 dabae lips to lips k
   liae 3 dabaae or systam se ekraj k liae apna gala dabaiye
7. Pehlay kiss karo...phir bister per laitao...phir dono tangein uper kar
   k....thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska
   pamper change kerdo......
8. mai tuhadi foto kichaan!
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   ready?
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   es-tady....
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   o hans naa yaar........?
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   krach........................!!!!!!!!!!!!
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   developing.............................
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   wah wah wah.
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   ,****,
   ( @ @ )
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   hy mai mar javan,
   kinnay sohnay drowny ho tussi.
9. Q: which boy has the permission to get in to a girls bath room?
   Ans.: life boy.
10. It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, Because the year has ONLY 365
    days. Typical academic year for a student. 1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year,
    which are rest days. Balance 313 days. 2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is
    very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days. 3. 8 hours daily sleep-means
    122 days. Balance 141 days. 4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means
    15 days. Balance 126 days. 5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies
    (chew properly & eat)-means 30days. Balance 96 days. 6. 1 hour for talking (man
    is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days. 7. Exam days per year at
    least 35 days. Balance 46 days. 8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival
    holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days. 9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3
    days. 10. Movies and fun