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1. Aaj ...
   Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo...
   Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... .
   Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo...
   Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo...
   Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo...
   Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo...
   Kya Pata....
   Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !!
2. You = cute
   You = hot
   You = sweet
   You = intelligent
   You = amazing
   You = perfect
   Me = a great liar.
3. Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
   Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
   aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
4. Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak.Chicken started singing & dancing :

   " HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA
   MAR DALA MAR DALA"

5. A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
   When asked : Pathan said, my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend
6. If ur world is spinning round & round... ur heart is beating fast.......Do u think its LOVE ?
   na munna ,its called...........??

   high B.P........!!!!

7. Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....
8. Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....
9. A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!
10. Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
    It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts.
    Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.