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1. Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people
   talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.
2. Hugli Hugli
   Dugli DUgli
   Bugli Bugli
   Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssss!!

   Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya.....

   Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....????

3. Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!!
   Gham na karna
   Aansu bhi na bahana
   Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge
4. Dil 20 13 80 20 teray
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   confused???
   read in punjabi
5. quaidabad,
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   malir,
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   kalaboard,
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   airport,
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   colony gate,
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   natha khan ,
   aur
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   agar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kardena say.
6. Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya
   Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya
   aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya
   Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerana chour diya
7. Two Snakes Siting In th3 juNgle , feMale Snake Tried to Kiss the Male Snake ,
   Suddenly Male Snake turned n Started Singing ** Zaher hai ke pyaar hai Tera
   Chumma**
8. Kis kis ki mahfil main kis kis na kis kis ko kiss kya,ek tum thi jisnay her kiss
   ko mis kya,ek main tha jis na her miss ko kiss kya.
9. Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
   maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
   Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
   aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
10. Janam tumhari yaad me hamen loose motions lag gae,
    hain to ye aansoo,per lagta he raasta bhatak gae!!!!!