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1. This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will
   be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile
   will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
2. Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho, Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho, Dil kar da hai tuhano
   dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.
3. Zindage mein aisa koi lumha na aaya..Har pal na ho too mujhe yaad aya..Dunya men aisi koi exhibition na hoge..Jis men kunjoose ka award aap ne na ho paya!!
4. Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
   Chand Lamhon Men Exzm Sar Pe Ajayega,
   Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
   Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!!!!
5. sharab hai to mai-khane banee
   husan hai to dewane banee
   ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai
   tabhe to pagal khane banee
6. Fa=40/
   Rexona=35/
   Safeguard=30/
   Lux=40/
   lifeboy=15/
   Silk=30/
   Imperial=20/
   Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz...hahahaha
7. Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI
   AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI.....
8. Erz kiya hai..Hum to ashiq hain ap ke Shadi bhi ap say krain gay...Per tomray
   abba ammi hum say larin gay...Hum phir gusai main aa ker qatal na ker
   dalin...Kiya qatal to sari umer jail main guzarin gay haha!!!!
9. Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil beqrar hota hai.....per kiya
   kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai!
10. Taj mahal kiya chez hia main to us se bada mahal banaoun ga aree mumtaaz to marke dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun ga.