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1. Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.
2. At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking
   coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on
3. How Dogs and Women are alike.....
   Neither believe that silence is golden.
   Neither can balance a checkbook.
   Both put too much value on kissing
4. Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
   Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
   Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
5. Apun 1 Sher bolega
   "Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
   Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
   Band Karne ka Tube Light
   aur soneka Tight,
   Boleto BYE... Good Nite.
6. Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu
   saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO
7. Aj dil buhut udas hai lagta hai koi nahi pass hai par tum main baat kuch khaas hai ab zyada emotional mat ho jana yeh sab bekwas hai
8. Girl: Will u love me after marriage!!
   Boy: This depends on ur husband if he will allow......!!
9. shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi
   ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi.
10. May God increase ur happiness like the price of petrol &decrease ur sorrows like
    the clothes of bipasha basu.