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Girls N Boys SMS

1. What is the Difference b/w
   Problem And Talent?
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   2 Boys Love 1 girl = Problem
   1 Boy Loves 2 Girls = Talent
2. BOY: Bus, Train aur Ladki ek aise hote hai. Ek jaati hai.... doosri aa jaati hai GIRL: Auto, Taxi aur Ladke ek jaise hote hai. Ek ko bulao.... 4 aate hai.
3. Girls are like an Internet VIRUS: they enter ur life, SCAN ur pockets, TRANSFER money, EDIT ur mind, DOWNLOAD their problems, DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4ever..
4. Boy : your slippers look nice! Girl :if u continue talking like this,my slippers will come 2 my hands! Boy:oh..then ur skirt is also nice..
5. Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.... Now Reverse the letters GFEDCBA : Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Boy Again.
6. Rajasthan ki ladkiyan 'CHURMA' banati hai, Gujrat ki ladkiyan 'DHOKLA' banati hai, Madras ki ladkiyan 'IDLI' banati hai, par PUNJAB ki ladkiyan DEEWANA banati hai.
7. timetable of boyz:Mon watch gurl Tue love wed marriage thu honeymoon fri divorce sat take rest sun search next!
8. Boy says 2 girl:- tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi. girl says:- tuti hui chappal se pitega ya chapal tutne tak pitega.
9. Girl's father- Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k saath guzare. .. Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use yahan se le jane aya hun
10. Mohabbat karne walo ko inkar achha nahi lagta, Dunia walo ko yeh ikrar achha nahi lagta, jab tak nahi hoti Ashiq ki Maut, Haseenao ko pyar sacha nahi lagta