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1. BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka
   ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja
   saka.........!!!!!
2. Main jab us ki gali se guzra muje wo pal bhi yad tha, us ne muje phool mara gamla bhi sath tha.
3. Roses are red, voilets are blue,
   donkeys like u, are kept in zoo.
4. I want to kiss ur lips
   I want to smell ur breath
   I want to touch ur tunk
   I want to touch ur teeth
   But u dun worry
   I m ur friend dentonic!!
5. Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the
   window ..I look down & then... i lauf again!!!
6. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me
   light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS
   TUBELIGHT !
7. A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r
   Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K -
   Kidding
8. Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya, to night ko sleeping chor diya, tere face ki gentle
   beauty ne, mere kind heart ko phor diya..
9. Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent. I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO" he he he he pehan
10. U & I are friend, when u cry, I cry.
    When u laugh, I laugh.
    When u hurt me, I hurt.
    When u jump off a bridge I m sure going to miss u!