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1Dec/080

Happy Sparkling New Year 2009 Messages

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours and let each new year find you a better man. Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.Happy New Year “May each day of the coming year be [...]

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19Apr/080

Happy Pongal – Sankranti SMS

+””+. May I be .+””+.+””+. the first few .+””+.+””+. + 2 “+. wish U “+. .+”"+.+”"+. + Happy + “+. Pongal ! “+.+.+ +. (_),,=.____ “\,/” :. : :.)\, _,_,_!,!,!”"”!,!,!”_,_,, Po lakshmi ! po ! Ean friend elarukum advance happy pongal solietu va. l”l________ –/ l__l Delivery | | ________ L(o)__l___(o)__| This van is loaded [...]

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18Apr/080

Happy Republic Day SMS

On 15th Aug 1947, got freedom to our nation But 26th Jan 1950, nation got our constitution, It was then again the feeling of patriotic passion, Then only we became republic,the feeling of true nation. Happy REPUBLIC DAY Lets celebrate and solute the noble cause, Its our nation which is shining as it was, Its [...]

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15Apr/080

Young Boys & Girls SMS

Boy: Woh kaunsi jaga hai jahan Aurat or mard k baal ghungriyalay hotay hain?Girl: Toba toba kitna ganda sochtey ho Boy: Woh jaga hai .. .. .. .. Aree Westindies.. A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher “kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote hain”? teacher nahin kabhi nahin ” boy said to [...]

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19Jan/080

Funny Smart SMS

kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain . . kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain . . . Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain…….. . . . . . abbay aapna mobile charge……… God created the universe, then he took some rest, he created the man then again he took some rest [...]

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16Jan/080

Funny Text SMS Messages

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly. Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho, Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho, Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey [...]

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16Jan/080

Funny Messages

REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS”Allah k naam pay day day baba” This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be [...]

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15Jan/080

Cool Funny SMS Messages

Friends r like mirrors they are our reflection you r damn lucky I look good !!!! Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua…. Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai, Aoao milke kasam khaye, is dushman ko khatam karen gay. ek botal [...]

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12Jan/080

Cool Hindi SMS Messages

Keh Do Un ParhNe WaLo Se,Kabhi Hum Bhi ParHa Krte Thay, Jitna SyLLabus Parh Kr Wo Top Krte hain, Utna To Hum Choice Mein CHor DIya Krte Thay… Hamari life us waqt complete hoti hai Jab aap hoon aur main hoon aur hamare Chhothe chhothe pyare pyare sweet sweet Nanay Munay aur Shararti ‘SMS’ hoon [...]

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9Jan/080

Sexy Funny SMS Messages

Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away, Just dail 115 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi Monl: Lakin keun Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain Girl and boy [...]

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