1. “Tendulker” Having Sex With “Malika”
    Malika:Tumhari LuLi par tu AIDS Likha Hai;
    Tendulker:MAA ki LORI KHARA tu hone de “ADDIDAS likha hai
  2. Sardar holding his wife’s boobs; “jay eh thoray sakht honde tenu bra di lor nai
    si”
    Wife holds his penis; “je eh thora vada honda menu teray pra de lor nai si”
  3. host says to wife: papoo de man mera jigri yar aya ae ide layee kuch packa
    wife says to host: ke pakawan gar wich kuch wi nee
    host says to wife: hor kuch naee te apna phuda packa
    guest says to him: pakawan di lor naee sanoo kacha ee deo
  4. Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
    Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
    uper se 15000 kamata hai
    lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
    2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
    kamati hai!
  5. Bhosri Plaza Hotel
    ‘MENU CARD’
    Grilled mummay;
    Achari lund;
    Phuddi of the day;
    Tandoori bund
    Lullian sirkay waali:
    Chilly choot;
    Tattay mughlai;
    Gori bund da halwa;
    Nargisi tattay;
    Phuddi pakoray;
    Lund folooda;
    Mard makhan naan;
    Afghani gand kabab;
    Daigay mammay;
    Lund khara masala;
    Bhosri fried rice;
    Melted tutti cream;
    Peeshab up;
  6. dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

    ah
    oh

    dheere
    ah

    mar gayi
    ah
    oh

    ahah

    chal ab bas kar

    1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon

  7. Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan:
    1. Hamesha bewaqt miss call dega.
    2. Gande Gande SMS muskra kar parhe ga.
    3. Don’t scroll down:

    Jis baat ko mana karo wo zaroor kare ga.

  8. How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
    1st add lips
    2nd minus clothes
    3rd divide legs
    and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.
  9. Abi Rakha Hi Tha Ka Chot Gya,Hath Sa Phol Golab Ka. Wo Kahti Thi
    Agha Sa Nahin Pacha Sa karo, Didar Mara Hosana Sabab Ka.Wo Kahti Thi Bara Dard
    Hota Hai Jub Ander Jahta Hai, Ik Ik Alfaz Janab Ka.