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5Nov/080

Jokes SMS Messages

Asman per jitna sitara hai! wa wa Ankhoo me jitna ishara hai! wa wa Samandar ka jina kinara hai! wa wa utne screw dhela tumhara hai! ab bolo wa wa More!!! This iz Crime Story.. Five Elived in a Room, Namely.. MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One Day SOMEBODY Killed NOBODY. At that Time BRAIN [...]

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31Oct/080

Hindi Shayari SMS Messages

Rishta banaya hai to nibhayenge, Har pal aapko hasayenge-satayenge, Pata hai aapko to fursat nahi yaad karne ki, Hum hi msg kr-kr ke apni yaad dilayenge. Zindagi… Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai, Enjoy karo… Warna… Sulag to rahi hi hai, khatam to waise bhi ho hi jayegi. Gud Day! Khwaish aisi karo ki aasman tak [...]

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30Oct/080

Shayari Cool SMS

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana, is jahan se alag duniya mat basana, aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya, par roj intezar me palke mat bichana! Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle, uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle, jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha, to uske hothon se [...]

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30Oct/080

Cool Shayari SMS

Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye, Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye, Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab, Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye. Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge Hum dua [...]

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29Oct/080

Hindi Shayari SMS Messages

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se ‘Muskarana’, Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo! Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho, [...]

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29Oct/080

Hindi Shayari SMS

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng, Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge, Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi, Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge. Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho, Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho, Mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho? Qayamat tak tujhe [...]

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28Oct/080

Funny Shayari SMS

dil gumsum ………zubaan khamosh……….. yeh aankhein nam kyu hai………………????? jab tujhe kabhi paya hi na tha………… to aaj tujhe khone ka ghum kyu hai……………….??????????/ Miss call ek masti hai , ye sms se zyada sasti hai, khoon ko jalati hai dimaag ko pakati hai aur aapko humari bas yaad dilti hai!.. Bachey k khatney k [...]

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22Oct/080

Hindi Diwali SMS

“aaj se aap ke yaha…dhan… ki barsat ho, maa laxmi ka… vas… ho, sankatto ka…. nash… ho har dil par aapka… raj… ho, unnati ka sar par… taj… ho ghar me shanti ka…. vas… ho * HAPPY DIWALI * Apun wishing u a wonderful, super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to [...]

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22Oct/080

Funny DUSSEHRA SMS

Samay Ki Kami Ke Karan Hum Is Saal \”Dashare Ka Chanda Mobile Se Le Rahe Hain.Atah Aap Se Anurodh Hai, Ki Turant Is No. Par101 Ka Bal.Dalwa De Everyday Sun Rise To Give Us A Message That Darkness Will Always Be Beaten By Light. Let Us Follow The Same Natural Rule And Enjoy The Festival [...]

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19Apr/080

Happy Muharram SMS

H:Hasraton Ki Akhri Manzil U:Ummidon Ki Panah Gah S:Sajda-E-Ishq Ki Intaha S:Sabar Ki Intaha A:Akhirat Main Bakhshish Ka Wahid Rasta I:Insaniat Ki Darsgah N:Nawasa-E-Rasool(S.A.W) Hazoor (S.A.W) Nay Farmaya Main Hussain Say Hoon Aur Hussain Muj Say Hey Hatoon-E-Jannat Say Farmaya Aye Fatima Hussain Ko Ronay Na Dia Karo Jub Ye Rota Hey Tu Mujhay Takleaf [...]

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