Jan 08

Adult Jokes SMS Messages

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  1. “Tendulker” Having Sex With “Malika”
    Malika:Tumhari LuLi par tu AIDS Likha Hai;
    Tendulker:MAA ki LORI KHARA tu hone de “ADDIDAS likha hai
  2. Sardar holding his wife’s boobs; “jay eh thoray sakht honde tenu bra di lor nai
    si”
    Wife holds his penis; “je eh thora vada honda menu teray pra de lor nai si”
  3. host says to wife: papoo de man mera jigri yar aya ae ide layee kuch packa
    wife says to host: ke pakawan gar wich kuch wi nee
    host says to wife: hor kuch naee te apna phuda packa
    guest says to him: pakawan di lor naee sanoo kacha ee deo
  4. Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
    Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
    uper se 15000 kamata hai
    lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
    2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
    kamati hai!
  5. Bhosri Plaza Hotel
    ‘MENU CARD’
    Grilled mummay;
    Achari lund;
    Phuddi of the day;
    Tandoori bund
    Lullian sirkay waali:
    Chilly choot;
    Tattay mughlai;
    Gori bund da halwa;
    Nargisi tattay;
    Phuddi pakoray;
    Lund folooda;
    Mard makhan naan;
    Afghani gand kabab;
    Daigay mammay;
    Lund khara masala;
    Bhosri fried rice;
    Melted tutti cream;
    Peeshab up;
  6. dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

    ah
    oh

    dheere
    ah

    mar gayi
    ah
    oh

    ahah

    chal ab bas kar

    1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon

  7. Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan:
    1. Hamesha bewaqt miss call dega.
    2. Gande Gande SMS muskra kar parhe ga.
    3. Don’t scroll down:

    Jis baat ko mana karo wo zaroor kare ga.

  8. How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
    1st add lips
    2nd minus clothes
    3rd divide legs
    and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.
  9. Abi Rakha Hi Tha Ka Chot Gya,Hath Sa Phol Golab Ka. Wo Kahti Thi
    Agha Sa Nahin Pacha Sa karo, Didar Mara Hosana Sabab Ka.Wo Kahti Thi Bara Dard
    Hota Hai Jub Ander Jahta Hai, Ik Ik Alfaz Janab Ka.
Adult SMS
Jan 08

Adult Sexy SMS Messages

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  1. MADAM said to a naughty boy!
    Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht,
    NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI
    Jaisee ho..!!!!!!
  2. Boy 2 Girl..
    hamein to apno ne loota ghairoon me kahan dum tha, meri kishti waha dubi jahaan
    paani kam tha,
    Girl 2 boy…
    tum to they hi gaandu teri gaand mei kahaan dam thaa, wahaan kiyaa maa chudaaney
    gaye they jahaan paani kam thaa…
  3. ek pathan bike rok kar helmit kujha raha tha.ek admi bola helmit to
    utaro.pathan bola tumhara gand mai kahrish hota hay to tum shalwar utar ta hay
    kia ?
  4. Door village main aik basti thi, jahan per randian sasti thi, gand
    main un ke itni masti thi, jitna chodo hasti thi, tum kyon itna haste ho kya is
    hi village main baste ho ?
  5. choot nay kaha land chud janay kay bad kaysay sehem kay beth gaey
    matlab nikal janay kay bad
  6. ati thie jati thie hasti thie hasa thie baghti thie baghjati thie
    dekhti thie muskurati thie aj pata chala sali cutya banati thie
  7. Palat kar dekh haseena sene main hum bhie dum rakhtay hain aghar tum
    apnay BRA may do (.) (.) takhti ho to hum bhie apni chaddi main aik gun rakhtay
    hain
  8. Wah Ooo Sajan Asan Teiku bhandey ni sey..
    Nal dey hamsey haan door rahnde ni sey..
    Aaa Weinse tey chumi chatta ker ghinsoun
    Na tey yeiku yahnde ni sey..
  9. In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate?
    Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi aap pay karo gay
  10. Bra kholi to “shakalaka bumbum”… chaddi kholi to “khul ja
    simsim”… andar dala to “kya masti kya dhum”… aur bahar aya to “tay tay
    fish”. Maal zabrdast hai .. !!
Adult SMS
Jan 08

Funny Sexy SMS Messages

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  1. A woman married
    a one legged man.
    She wrote to her
    mother:
    “My husband only has
    ONE FOOT”.
    Her Mother
    replied:
    “You are lucky,
    your papa has
    ONLY 5 INCHES”
  2. how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract
    cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is
    satisfucktion..!aha!!!
  3. 1 bandariya ka 1 naya bacha hua jis sey woh bohat pyar karney lagi
    yeh dekh kar bara bacha jelous honey laga aik raat uss ney apni maa kee chest
    par zehar laga diya suba dekha to baap mara para tha.
  4. Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in
    vibration mode.
    Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
    Girl: Just recharge the battery.
  5. A gud friend is like a gud bra… hard 2 find- comfortable-
    supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur
    heart!
  6. pahlay tu jati thi cheel choot main
    aab urti phirti hay cheel choot main
    cheel nay dakhi akk jheel choot main
    jheel may naha raha tha shakeel choot main
    shakeel nay kar di apeel choot main
    haqoomat nay bhaaj dia wakeel choot main
    wakeel nay day di dalil choot main
    haqoomat nay laga di seel choot main
    abb nahi jati keel choot main..
  7. o o jane jana ladkion ka mein dewana sapno mein roz aae khood ko
    mujh se choodwana sanam
  8. Pehle usne chunni utaari Phir Kameez phir undershirt or phir bra utara aur
    aakhir main .. salvaar bhi utar di.

    Phir?

    Phir kiya kaproon wali taar khaali ho gayi…

  9. 2 men went to fuck a girl.
    1st came out after fucking a girl n said…
    ”My wife is better”
    2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…
    ”U were right, your wife is better..
  10. Feelings of girls after exam & Sex..

    kitna lamba tha.kash thoda time aur mil jata.
    Pahele kitna darr lag raha tha na.Pta hi nahi Lga kab ho gya.

    mera to shoot gya tha thoda.3 ghnte mujhe to saans hi nahi aayi.

    saari raat nahi soyi.Pata nahi ajeeb sa dalte hain.

    Aage se soch smjh kar tyari se dungi.

Adult SMS
Jan 07

Double Meaning SMS Messages

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  1. ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .
    BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
    GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
    OR………. APP KAY HATH MAY
    (MOBILE)…….
    KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY……
  2. hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt
    fit,fos dem in,if de hole’s big enaf,put3,
    muv up&down,slowly..ooh yes..
    can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass.
  3. ek lrka ek larki
    aha aha
    adhi raat ko
    oho oho
    jungle main
    wah wah
    jhari k peichay
    ouii
    sab say chup k
    UFF
    DABA DABA k
    aha aha
    mango kaha rahey they
    hahahahhah
  4. I’m very good in bed…
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    I can sleep all day…What Were U Thinking . . . ;->
  5. A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior RoomAnd

    Say : I’ll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .

    &

    Professor Says:

    NOW OPEN YOUR

    Books & Study. . . . ;->

  6. Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?
  7. Life mein kbhi compromise karna pade to don’t hesitate. BCoz……
    Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai. Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai..
  8. Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya, Haath se phool gulab ka.. Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo, Deedar mere husne shabab ka.. Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai, Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.
  9. chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.
  10. Girl: What do you like in me? Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it. Girl: Whattt??? Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..
Double Meaning SMS