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8Jan/080

Adult Jokes SMS Messages

“Tendulker” Having Sex With “Malika” Malika:Tumhari LuLi par tu AIDS Likha Hai; Tendulker:MAA ki LORI KHARA tu hone de “ADDIDAS likha hai Sardar holding his wife’s boobs; “jay eh thoray sakht honde tenu bra di lor nai si” Wife holds his penis; “je eh thora vada honda menu teray pra de lor nai si” host [...]

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8Jan/080

Adult Sexy SMS Messages

MADAM said to a naughty boy! Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht, NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI Jaisee ho..!!!!!! Boy 2 Girl.. hamein to apno ne loota ghairoon me kahan dum tha, meri kishti waha dubi jahaan paani kam tha, Girl 2 boy… tum [...]

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8Jan/080

Funny Sexy SMS Messages

A woman married a one legged man. She wrote to her mother: “My husband only has ONE FOOT”. Her Mother replied: “You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES” how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is satisfucktion..!aha!!! 1 bandariya ka 1 naya [...]

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7Jan/080

Double Meaning SMS Messages

ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH . BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO.. GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC.. OR………. APP KAY HATH MAY (MOBILE)……. KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY…… hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt fit,fos dem in,if de hole’s big enaf,put3, muv up&down,slowly..ooh yes.. can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass. ek lrka ek larki [...]

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