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9Jan/080

Hindi Sexy SMS Messages

Qus: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA. A:VAGINA b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors! Q: Wats d definition of a ‘lesbian?’ A: Just another damn Woman….. tryin 2 do a man’s job!!!. “HONEYMOON” H-hawas mita do O-or chuso N-nanga karke E-ek hi jhatke mein Y-yeh gaya M-mar dala [...]

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9Jan/080

Sexy Funny SMS Messages

Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away, Just dail 115 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi Monl: Lakin keun Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain Girl and boy [...]

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5Jan/080

Adult SMS Messages

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day! Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be THE MAN!! A man wanted 2 get married, [...]

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