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2Dec/080

Happy Christmas and New Year 2009 SMS

I hope you have a wonderful christmas have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays ! I am dreaming of white Christmas, with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white. Happy Christmas. May [...]

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2Dec/080

Happy Merry Christmas Messages

Christmas is a time for magic and dreams come true. Hope yours is filled with lots of fun and sparkle too! Merry Christmas to you Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy is each new toy; for me; it’s watching U. Two things upon this changing earth [...]

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26Oct/080

Merry Christmas SMS

()”"”() ,* ( ‘o’ ) ,*** =(,,)=(“‘)<-*** (“”),,,(“”) “** Roses 4 u… MERRY CHRISTMAS to U… Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas. Have an ideal Christmas; an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions. Heap on the wood!-the wind [...]

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10Jan/080

ASCII SMS Messages

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6Jan/080

Adult sexy SMS Messages

When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose. Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, [...]

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