Jan 09

Hindi Sexy SMS Messages

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  1. Qus: Who is senior,
    PENIS or VAGINA.

    A:VAGINA
    b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!

  2. Q: Wats d definition of a ‘lesbian?’ A: Just another damn Woman…..
    tryin 2 do a man’s job!!!.
  3. “HONEYMOON”
    H-hawas mita do
    O-or chuso
    N-nanga karke
    E-ek hi jhatke mein
    Y-yeh gaya
    M-mar dala
    O-or dalo
    O-or tez
    N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a
  4. Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale
    gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat
    nahi hai, kal aayenge
  5. Ladki K Baap Ne Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari Izzat Ab
    Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”
  6. On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
    Jeeto: Dono.
    He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
    Jeeto: Ji Hui.
    Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
    Jeeto: Ji.
    Santa: Yeh erect hai!
  7. Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai,
    Mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai,
    Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai . . .
  8. Aayi thi diwali,
    shuru Hui thand,
    sikudi thi chut,
    akade the lund

    Aa gai holi,
    chali gai thand,
    khul gayi chut,
    latak Gaye lund

  9. Modern medicines: Fucknostat, Sexprazole, Sucksproxyvon, Hugglofnac,
    Kisstopache, Spermicidin, Breastajin, Ejaculatomol, Vaginalgin, Penisciloc,
    Orgasmofen.
  10. Similarity between Viagra & Rail reservation counter? Both make you
    stand for 1 hour for a 2 minute job…
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Jan 09

Sexy Funny SMS Messages

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  1. Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,
    Just dail 115 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho
  2. Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
    Monl: Lakin keun
    Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
    Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
  3. Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
    water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy asid: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander
    jayega.
  4. 3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi… pehli gashti:
    mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain… doosri gashti: mere 4 husband hon jo
    din raat ki shift lagain….teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska chhota sa
    lund ho us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer baney jab worldcup
    ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16 crore
    awam kahey teri MAA ko Lun…………..
  5. 4 road signs which stands in front of a womans vagina….
    1)Caution-dark tunnel. 2)Drive carefully-road wet n slippery. 3)Go slow.4) Men
    at work
  6. Ek boy ek girl ko jaldi-jaldi chod rahaTha,GRL boli itni jaldi kya hai, boy bola
    kahi tumhara boy frnd na aa jaye,GRL muskura karBoli wo to SMS pad rahaHai.
  7. Sardar wid Grandson.Late nite Shouts,”I need a Girl,I hv an
    Erection!” Gson says,”1st its 2 Late,2nd ur 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holdin is
    mine”
  8. Richman to poorman- “How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-replied:
    “B’coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play”!!!
  9. Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki….
    “Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
    Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
    2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai.
  10. During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy:
    “Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No,when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
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Jan 07

Sexy Adult SMS Messages

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  1. If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs
    between ur 2 legs don’t think u r a superman someone is F**king u
  2. Ah ohh ah ohh

    nahi nahi
    uff ,
    nahi

    ah ah ah ah;

    plz dont
    nahi nahi nahi

    aaaah aah aah aah
    uff uff uff uff
    bus

    ah nahi oie

    oie nahi

    ah ah

    ah

    aby kyo chekh raha ha mobile gand main lay lia ha kya..

  3. Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho
    Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon
    Boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain ge
  4. Wo mangti the mein deta na tha,
    jawab us k sawaloo ka.

    Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya,
    hath se phool gulab ka.

    Wo kehti thi bara maza ata hay
    jab under jata hay,
    kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka.

  5. Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
    Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
    Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
    Boy : Aur lo gee.
    Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
  6. Tujhe dekhker aksar
    Aajate hain mujhe chakker
    Samajh nahin aata mujhe
    Tum moannis ho ya muzakker
  7. 1 Person : Season Offer
    Aik rupey ki do
    Sardar : kya bhi kya
    1 Person : Gand pe laat
  8. Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
    Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon.
  9. Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
    “W”ant
    “O”ne
    “M”an for
    “E”very
    “N”ight
  10. Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
    kyun latka hua ye kela hai
    dil kal bhi mera akela tha
    lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
    ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
    hum kitni bar naha bethe
    din men panch bar naha bethe

    Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai

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